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real. shit. concerning “friendzoning”

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Reblogged from foxylikeme

escapedgoat:

actuallyamazingatheist:

redefiningbodyimage:

misha-bawlins:

gaymermaids:

foxylikeme:

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

this is awesome

A++++

WAIT - A CONDOM COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SEXUALIZE WOMEN

WHAAAAAAT?!

omg i love this

nice

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Reblogged from shirtlessboys
shirtlessboys: Alex & Celia (by Clara Roman)

shirtlessboys:

Alex & Celia (by Clara Roman)

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Reblogged from kendrawcandraw

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Reblogged from femburton

escapedgoat:

theblacksophisticate:

thedailymac:

LOL

Lmao! I cannot!!! HAHAHA. ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Reunion Special. I’m DONE! DEAD! DECEASED! BYE!!!

bhgbhvmpmijkhnubnkul

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Reblogged from niggaqueef

escapedgoat:

peachesandmayo:

redghostfox:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

EXACTLY what I’ve always associated that feeling with.

i love tumblr.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reblogged from serpentine913
boundless-beatroots: Chocolate <3 yes.

boundless-beatroots:

Chocolate <3

yes.

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Reblogged from catsiel

escapedgoat:

christel-thoughts:

dedalusex:

so is this one of my future sons or

my Obama-like son on the right. That travesty ass Georgie Bush-type walking zygote of your creating on the left.

MY SON!!

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Reblogged from dailyanimals

escapedgoat:

bookshopsessions:

militaryfit-bombshell:

kittencam!

SQUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!

@carissarho

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Reblogged from ancien-t
escapedgoat: toxiccunts: wukristina: alexander-oppa: ryannxp: markerdemon: skinny-depression: fucking powerful. and unfortunately true Tall people are assholes. Tall people are assholes. I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.  Tall people are assholes. Yeah tall people are assholes. I understand short people’s pain. I’d be mad too, if I was face-to-face with people’s asses all day. *snickers* *reaches top shelves with ease*

escapedgoat:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes.

I understand short people’s pain. I’d be mad too, if I was face-to-face with people’s asses all day. *snickers* *reaches top shelves with ease*

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Reblogged from danandthetardis

escapedgoat:

blackbettywhite:

danandthetardis:

Seriously, stop everything you’re doing and watch Amazon’s newest commercial. The ending is worth it. 

this made me smile
(•◡•)

Awwwww!!!

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Reblogged from escapedgoat

According to WebMD, I have testicular cancer in my right arm. I’m gonna die, yall.


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Reblogged from naative
doctorwithoutatardis: catfrend: eyesbiglove-crumbs: sundancekidbehindasynthesiser: naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you this is so good too perfect I’m laughing so hard I literally just started crying from laughing so hard… Or maybe it&#8217;s supposed to be showing how scary it&#8217;d be if Jesus treated us the way we treat him&#8230;? 

doctorwithoutatardis:

catfrend:

eyesbiglove-crumbs:

sundancekidbehindasynthesiser:

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

this is so good

too perfect

I’m laughing so hard

I literally just started crying from laughing so hard…

Or maybe it’s supposed to be showing how scary it’d be if Jesus treated us the way we treat him…? 

(via escapedgoat)



Reblogged from escapedgoat
escapedgoat: I need answers…

escapedgoat:

I need answers…